Grandparent Jokes

Continuing our series of Grandparent Week posts, our favorite Grandparent Jokes (in no particular order)!

    1. A grandfather was telling his little grandson what his own childhood was like:”We used to ice skate outside on a frozen pond. I had a swing made from a tire that hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony around the yard. We picked wild raspberries in the woods.”

      The little boy was wide-eyed, taking all this in. At last he said, “I sure wish I’d gotten to know you sooner, Grandpa!”


    1. A sweet boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee.The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup.

      She asked, “Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?”

      Her grandson replied, “You know Grandma, it’s like on TV, ‘The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.”


  1. One grandmother didn’t know if her granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so she decided to quiz her. She would point out something to her granddaughter and ask what color it was.Each time, the young girl would tell her the correct color.

    The grandmother enjoyed the quizzing, so she continued. Finally, the granddaughter got up and headed for the door, saying, “Grandma, I think you should try to figure some of these out for yourself!”

We hope you enjoyed a few of our favorite grandparent jokes! Stay tuned for a special post written by one grandson about his grandfather and a special Grandparents Day offer from Readeo. That’s tomorrow!

In the meantime, be sure to catch up on our previous Grandparents Week articles: Grandparents Day (week!), Grandparents Day Facts, and Why I Love Being a Grammie.

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